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Save the planet : ban cycle helmets Print E-mail
Written by Adrian Short   
Friday, 11 September 2009 21:49

ManlyEditors note: This stylishly written article has more to do with Tuolumne County than one might suspect. Besides,  we just love bicycle advocacy here at Sierrabear.

I hope that choosing the bicycle as my preferred product needs little explanation or justification but my proposed ban on cycle helmets might be a little more problematic. For a long time I’ve harboured the suspicion in my more paranoid moments that there’s some kind of collusion between the road/oil lobby and elements of the cycling fraternity to ensure that cycling in Britain remains a marginalized, unpleasant and largely despised activity.

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Jamestown Beats Out Tuolumne City to Host This Years Meth Roundup Print E-mail
Thursday, 23 July 2009 19:04

Give me kittens or give me meth.

 

 

Jamestown, CA -- Get those dollar bills rolled and your kits out of your socks, because Jamestown, California has been chosen as the next location for this years Methamphetamine Roundup, a celebration of the use and abuse of methamphetamine and methamphetamine culture occurring this September 14th to the 16th.

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Sonora Classifieds - A ghost town on the internet Print E-mail
Tuesday, 14 July 2009 17:30
Sonora Classifieds is the premier classifieds site to not go to in Tuolumne County. 1000's of people  avoid visiting the simple to use free classifieds website every day! Are you looking for  a used car? Don't bother because nobody has posted a thing in months. Job hunting? You'll stay unemployed if you go to this on-line classifieds site looking for jobs! In fact, you are guaranteed to find absolutely no posts. It's almost creepy. Craigslist seems to have nailed the market. So if you're interested in visiting the least visited site in the Motherlode, look no further than sonoraclassifieds.com.
 
Brain Eating Zombies: A Pesky Nuisance to Local Residents Print E-mail
Tuesday, 19 May 2009 21:19

Wal-Mart Sale.

Sonora, Ca – Local resident Vern Tropner awoke last Monday to find his property, which borders Willow Springs Pond in Soulsbyville, crowded with almost a dozen flesh eating Zombies.

“Yeah, they just showed up one night. It was all I could to to keep from crapping my pants. I couldn't believe what I saw. Mostly they were eating brains, but some of them were actually fishing and swimming. The next thing I know is I'm outside, lopping off heads with my shovel. That stops them cold.”

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